more I think the more I feel there is a sort of sadistic punishment of God in all this. A sentence to be served
a crap job in my previous life.
I did not choose to be like, or only in part. Anyone who knows me knows that deep down I am a bit 'a kind little man trapped in a body of a woman. Are heterosexual, that's for sure, but I've got very little of women. Apart from the establishment of unwanted hair on my clothes, shopping, beauty treatments of little interest to me. I'm just like.
Then you probably understand why people just shake so much for certain things. As a wedding.
Now, I'd understand if I was the marriage
or (very remote possibility, but I am sure that in this case I make every effort to try to look your best) or if I was best man, sister, mother of the bride and groom . But I do not have any of this, only a guest at a wedding, as indeed is my mother. Friend's history, ok, but only a guest.
The dress I do. No one can give me if wrong "recycling" what degree. I like a lot, I paid a lot to me is also good, and I wore once and for these reasons I am happy to have a second chance to wear it.
Sure, it's a bit 'low-cut and I'm not tanned at all, indeed, are as white as a corpse
. But I hate the sun
and have not had time to go to sea. As for the sun, there's no story, not me I will never make one. Are white and remain white. More than enough Berlusconi and Carlo Conti with their chestnut-colored complexions. I can not go to the hairdresser
: marriage is Monday and hairdressers are closed. Then if you put me there I know the commitment system from me, now that I'm short.
course, if it rains tomorrow, the campers a bit 'but it certainly does not depend on me.
In light of these facts I think everything is under control, no?
And then I explain why my mother is all excited and I Scassa to die?
Since he does is known about this marriage, to do things aimed at marriage. Before
anxiety wedding gift. Thanks to the list it was easy, so why be afraid? Then the die
clothing. And how I dress myself, and my father the way he dresses, oh my God oh my God we have nothing, come here, go there, no not here do not have the stuff I like to me, we go to Florence, yes, now there's the dress but the shoes are missing.
Where can I find shoes? Help help, try the shoes could almost do pay me to buy her aunt nay nay pay me or maybe buy them.
only thing missing is the handbag. But I do not have bags, I wonder if I buy another, no there there was not a good, Marta, you have bags to borrow? No this does not fit well on, I will turn all the shops until I find a bag.
But what do you get? The graduation dress? Are you sure? Did you already put! Yes Mom, I'm putting it only on the day of graduation. It's not that I'm going to do with that dress then the garden there, you think? Yes, the jacket I did not have more throw. I have two pairs of shoes that are comfortable, do not worry. It depends on the weather. No, Mom, I have new bags. The black gave me her aunt I think that would be fine ... No, Martha, that is too "usualina (usualina fucking mean?). I've seen a pretty, pink beans in the store the other day. Why do not you go and you buy it? You've already told you, mother, why not go and buy it myself: why is it pink bean.
And the hair? How will you do with your hair? I arranged them by me, Mom. Are you sure? It will not be better to go to the hairdresser that is open on Monday, I discovered that I? No mom, I prefer to be alone and me know about them them a little disorder that might put my head in the hands of those who do not know and maybe together with one of Stephanie Beautiful style hoods in the '80s. Then today
TRAGEDY. Given the disastrous weather my mom brought together the great advice: my aunt. Oh, but if it's raining, but I have cold, but I get too hot ... No, no, here we need a jacket, a shawl is not enough. No, the sweater is sloppy. Marta, but you've got yourself a jacket? Sure Mom, I have the jacket matched the dress. And the shoes! Oh the shoes! I have sandals! And how do if it rains? I absolutely have to buy a pair closed because if it rains ... Martha and how will you? I have two pairs of shoes suitable for mom: a pair of sandals or closed shoes. I choose on the basis of the time it will do. From here
frantic series of speeches and rambling with my aunt ... But do you remember the wedding of our quadriscugina Gigetta in '91 when there was instead heavy clothing and hot? Remember when she married Gandolfo '70s, when it rained all the time, I was wrong to put the sandals. Yes, because what Ramunzia '85, when they did the refreshments and outdoor shower was terrible?
They go on from yesterday and still are talking about. And he married the daughter of a friend, not a close relative ...
Then people are surprised that I do not want to marry me and ask me why!
